Open A Beer Bottle With A Piece Of Paper

May 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Ever had one of those days when everything seems to go wrong?

Your car can’t start in the morning when you want to go to work, and the taxi you take in replacement rips you off an extra couple of bucks.

You arrive late, your boss is fuming because you cannot be contacted because your mobile phone battery went flat.

Then your client calls to cancel a major contract because his wife’s sister’s boyfriend offers such better terms you could not match them. Besides which you can’t do anything because the boyfriend is the blue-eyed boy of the head of the local crime family, and you cannot afford to piss anybody off, at least, not in that family, not if you did not want to wake up with the bloody head of a horse lying next to you on your bed.

Then you start to get the runs. Damn, you knew that eating the strange-tasting leftover pizza this morning for breakfast was the domestic equivalent of Russian roulette.

Then your ex-wife’s lawyer calls and says your alimony check is two weeks overdue.

You go home feeling like shit. You need a drink badly.

You grab a beer from the fridge and look for the bottle opener. Where the f@%* is the opener?

What would you do?

Watch the video clip. At least something should work right here:)