REGULAR RANTS

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In case you thought you knew all there was to know about women and their wants, think again, as a lady who has probably been fantasised about by most men gives her views.  Kim Cattrall, who plays Samantha in Sex and the City, gives us a list of 10 Things You Don’t Know About Women.  And in case you miss getting to this page in Esquire, here is the list in full:

1. Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms.

2. Wait, let me rephrase that so there’s no confusion: multiple orgasms.

3. We want you to be true to yourselves. And to us. And not necessarily in that order.

4. No man should ever purchase anything called Follicare. If you’re going bald, then go bald and try to be proud.

5. The secret to getting out of trouble with your girlfriend is being funny. A funny man can be forgiven for anything. (Exceptions: cheating and comb-overs.)

6. We don’t find cigarettes sexy unless they’re in black-and-white movies or dangling from the lips of twenty-year-old Italian men.

7. The vagina is a birth canal. The vulva is a gold mine.

8. The only man who can pull off twelve different kinds of breakfast cereal is Jerry Seinfeld.

9. It might seem strange, but every now and then, check out your backside in the mirror. If you don’t like what you see, chances are we feel the same.

10. The women of the world want you to know that the clitoris is about an inch from where you think it is.