Something I lifted off another blog
How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savour, massage, fix things, empathise, serenade, compliment, support, feed, soothe, tantalise, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, ignore fat bits, cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, anticipate, smooch, nuzzle, forgive, accessorise, entertain, charm, carry for, oblige, fascinate, attend to, trust, defend, clothe, brag about, sanctify, acknowledge, spoil, embrace, die for, dream of, tease, gratify, squeeze, indulge, idolise, worship.
How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Arrive naked.
- Allan and Barbara Pease, Why Men Don’t Listen and Women Can’t Read Maps
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1 KevinG // Aug 29, 2008 at 8:41 pm
LMFAO! Totally true and even if you do all that shit for a woman, you still might not satisfy her!
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