Something I lifted off another blog
How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savour, massage, fix things, empathise, serenade, compliment, support, feed, soothe, tantalise, humour, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, ignore fat bits, cuddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, anticipate, smooch, nuzzle, forgive, accessorise, entertain, charm, carry for, oblige, fascinate, attend to, trust, defend, clothe, brag about, sanctify, acknowledge, spoil, embrace, die for, dream of, tease, gratify, squeeze, indulge, idolise, worship.
How To Satisfy A Man Every Time
Arrive naked.
- Allan and Barbara Pease, Why Men Don’t Listen and Women Can’t Read Maps
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2 responses so far ↓
1 KevinG // Aug 29, 2008 at 8:41 pm
LMFAO! Totally true and even if you do all that shit for a woman, you still might not satisfy her!
2 Tricia // Aug 4, 2009 at 7:35 pm
So true! I love this article. I am going to forward to my Fiance. If he is good tonight, I will be naked when he arrives home from work tomorrow.
He will surely owe you a beer then.
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